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LaDyBuG wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote:

when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridicules question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 



RIDICULOUS  



HAHA!!  I was actually thinking of the word ridicules but I used it in the wrong context.  Right Wonder Woman???  Or WANDER Woman??!!!  YOU pick!!! 



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when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridicules question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 


It's only funny when you're not the one asking the question. I think everybody has their blonde moments, especially if you're a tall dumb blonde like someobdy whose name I prefer not to mention right now. () And you know when they say "There are no stupid questions"? Uh-uh. There are. And I've asked some.

Now, if it's someone else, I just point at them, laugh hysterically. Calm down. Start laughing again, this time a little louder. The tears come. Try to stop. Then I'm pissing my pants 'cause I can't stop laughing. I point a little more. I say, "you're an idiot!" And then just chuckle for five more minutes. Then I leave. Then I come back and chuckle and point a little more. You kow, something subtle that won't offend anyone.



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Motown Junkie wrote:

when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridicules question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 


I would say...... " No! I'ts a river..... duhhhhhh"  



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Motown Junkie wrote:

when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridicules question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 



RIDICULOUS  



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Guadalupana wrote:


Then another time, before christmas, our little group all got this little xmas invite to a restaurant our boss was taking us to. The e-card had a reindeer on it. And this same Tanned jamaican girl asked, "is that a moose? "

We all said, no it's a reindeer. "A real reindeer?" she asked
uh yeah, they do exist you know, and she kept insisting that they didn't!!!! I felt like giving her 5 across the face!!!




So where do Reindeer live anyway?



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Motown Junkie wrote:

Dogo wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote:

when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridicules question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 



I don't do anything...
Well... sometimes I might post their "obviously ridicules" question, but that's it


Motown Junkie wrote:
Dogo wrote:
Motown Junkie wrote:

Can someone tell me who was driving??  I was reading this on citynews.ca and maybe it's Monday morning and I'm just not understanding things right now.

The teens were all killed Friday near Meaford when the SUV driven by a fifth teen, 17-year-old Michael "Chubbs" O'Hara, collided head-on with a van.

Police say not wearing seatbelts could have been a contributing factor in two of the deaths.

The van's driver - 60-year-old Rodney Gibbons of Meaford - is in hospital in Owen Sound.


Without reading the rest of the report, this is how I understand it:

An SUV and a van collided

Micheal O'Hara was driving the SUV. Rodney Gibbons was driving the van

No?



Ok!!!    Totally makes sense now.

F@ck I'm retarded!!!

 Thank you! 





  Good to know you put the effort in looking for that!!!! 

WHATEVER!!!  It still wasn't as bad as, "Lake Ontario is a lake???"  BAH!!! 




Hater










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Dogo wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote:

when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridicules question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 



I don't do anything...
Well... sometimes I might post their "obviously ridicules" question, but that's it


Motown Junkie wrote:
Dogo wrote:
Motown Junkie wrote:

Can someone tell me who was driving??  I was reading this on citynews.ca and maybe it's Monday morning and I'm just not understanding things right now.

The teens were all killed Friday near Meaford when the SUV driven by a fifth teen, 17-year-old Michael "Chubbs" O'Hara, collided head-on with a van.

Police say not wearing seatbelts could have been a contributing factor in two of the deaths.

The van's driver - 60-year-old Rodney Gibbons of Meaford - is in hospital in Owen Sound.


Without reading the rest of the report, this is how I understand it:

An SUV and a van collided

Micheal O'Hara was driving the SUV. Rodney Gibbons was driving the van

No?



Ok!!!    Totally makes sense now.

F@ck I'm retarded!!!

 Thank you! 





  Good to know you put the effort in looking for that!!!! 

WHATEVER!!!  It still wasn't as bad as, "Lake Ontario is a lake???"  BAH!!! 



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Motown Junkie wrote:

when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridicules question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 



I don't do anything...
Well... sometimes I might post their "obviously ridicules" question, but that's it


Motown Junkie wrote:
Dogo wrote:
Motown Junkie wrote:

Can someone tell me who was driving??  I was reading this on citynews.ca and maybe it's Monday morning and I'm just not understanding things right now.

The teens were all killed Friday near Meaford when the SUV driven by a fifth teen, 17-year-old Michael "Chubbs" O'Hara, collided head-on with a van.

Police say not wearing seatbelts could have been a contributing factor in two of the deaths.

The van's driver - 60-year-old Rodney Gibbons of Meaford - is in hospital in Owen Sound.


Without reading the rest of the report, this is how I understand it:

An SUV and a van collided

Micheal O'Hara was driving the SUV. Rodney Gibbons was driving the van

No?



Ok!!!    Totally makes sense now.

F@ck I'm retarded!!!

 Thank you! 





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I answer what i always say and really i dont know maybe you should google it!!!

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I smirk and/or chuckle to myself.

For example, (ok first i have NOTHING against morenos)

Anyway, this Jamaican girl just came back from cuba, and this other girl came to say hi to her and welcome her back....what did she say " hey you look darker!"
all i did was chuckle, porque the jaiman girl is already as dark as you can get!!

Ugh dear lord.


funny, cuz my manager is mayatita too and everytime she comes back from vacations she always asks me the same question (did you notice my tan?) but now I learned, so i ask her to show me the bikini lines, so when she does I go like "OHHH MYYYYY you really got a tan"... although I can't even notice it...





R u 4 real bro LoL man that's so funny LoL



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  I  think I need to go home.

I just called to book a hotel room for my boss.  I gave her his old confirmation number to bring up his file and she said, "Ok here's the confirmation number."  I then asked her, "Would you like to know when he's coming in?" 

Then she started laughing and said, "Yeah I guess that would help."  So I said the 22nd and she said, "Of this month?"



don't complain if you get home and Pibe is drunk already...



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  I  think I need to go home.

I just called to book a hotel room for my boss.  I gave her his old confirmation number to bring up his file and she said, "Ok here's the confirmation number."  I then asked her, "Would you like to know when he's coming in?" 

Then she started laughing and said, "Yeah I guess that would help."  So I said the 22nd and she said, "Of this month?"




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Guadalupana wrote:

I smirk and/or chuckle to myself.

For example, (ok first i have NOTHING against morenos)

Anyway, this Jamaican girl just came back from cuba, and this other girl came to say hi to her and welcome her back....what did she say " hey you look darker!"
all i did was chuckle, porque the jaiman girl is already as dark as you can get!!

Ugh dear lord.


funny, cuz my manager is mayatita too and everytime she comes back from vacations she always asks me the same question (did you notice my tan?) but now I learned, so i ask her to show me the bikini lines, so when she does I go like "OHHH MYYYYY you really got a tan"... although I can't even notice it...





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Motown Junkie wrote:

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I'm just still a little stunned.  I know I can be, unwillingly, mean but I just stood there with this face  then this face  and then this face  .  I'm still all of the above.  I didn't even know what to say.  I couldn't even respond.

The thing is, this girl is going for a big head honcho job/promotion!!!! 

I'm seriously doubting her chances. 

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 15:46, 2007-02-05


If I saw someone with this face ---> I would think it's weird. I mean how do you live without eyebrows or a nose?




  You need to ask the OTHER MJ for the answer!!! 



I am pretty sure the other MJ is missing a whole lot more than just a nose and eyebrows.
He is practically a human Mr Potato head


-- Edited by Jaime Cruz at 15:56, 2007-02-05

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Then another time, before christmas, our little group all got this little xmas invite to a restaurant our boss was taking us to. The e-card had a reindeer on it. And this same Tanned jamaican girl asked, "is that a moose? "

We all said, no it's a reindeer. "A real reindeer?" she asked
uh yeah, they do exist you know, and she kept insisting that they didn't!!!! I felt like giving her 5 across the face!!!



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Jaime Cruz wrote:

Motown Junkie wrote:

I'm just still a little stunned.  I know I can be, unwillingly, mean but I just stood there with this face  then this face  and then this face  .  I'm still all of the above.  I didn't even know what to say.  I couldn't even respond.

The thing is, this girl is going for a big head honcho job/promotion!!!! 

I'm seriously doubting her chances. 

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 15:46, 2007-02-05


If I saw someone with this face ---> I would think it's weird. I mean how do you live without eyebrows or a nose?




  You need to ask the OTHER MJ for the answer!!! 



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I'm just still a little stunned.  I know I can be, unwillingly, mean but I just stood there with this face  then this face  and then this face  .  I'm still all of the above.  I didn't even know what to say.  I couldn't even respond.

The thing is, this girl is going for a big head honcho job/promotion!!!! 

I'm seriously doubting her chances. 

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 15:46, 2007-02-05


If I saw someone with this face ---> I would think it's weird. I mean how do you live without eyebrows or a nose?




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I'm just still a little stunned.  I know I can be, unwillingly, mean but I just stood there with this face  then this face  and then this face  .  I'm still all of the above.  I didn't even know what to say.  I couldn't even respond.

The thing is, this girl is going for a big head honcho job/promotion!!!! 

I'm seriously doubting her chances. 

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 15:46, 2007-02-05

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I am sarcastic......

I would say.. wow u relly know your stuff..... your mom must be proud of u...



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I smirk and/or chuckle to myself.

For example, (ok first i have NOTHING against morenos)

Anyway, this Jamaican girl just came back from cuba, and this other girl came to say hi to her and welcome her back....what did she say " hey you look darker!"
all i did was chuckle, porque the jaiman girl is already as dark as you can get!!

Ugh dear lord.

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Motown Junkie wrote:

when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridicules question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 


I know what you mean. I've had this happen several times.
I usually just ignore them and laugh to myself.




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I would give them a look first , like are you kidding me???
then I would laugh, and then I would proceed to make fun of them.

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when someone asks an OBVIOUSLY ridiculous question???? 

I just overheard one of the girls here ask, "Lake Ontario, is that a lake???" 



Would you start laughing?  Ignore them?  Correct them??? 

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 09:20, 2007-02-06

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