Chale Tanga wrote: French letters???? Wtf? I've never heard it called that before.
And lets say that you were able to try them on before purchasing.... where would you do so? Would you unzip your pants in the middle of Shoppers Drug Mart and try them on for size/texture???
Weeeeeeeeeeeeirdo!
I’ve read that YOU are into three legged midgets and I am the weirdo? PLLLEEEEAAAAAAZZZEEEEE!
She is a certian kind of weirdo, more like a gifted weirdo, you're just plain weird.
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Chale Tanga wrote: French letters???? Wtf? I've never heard it called that before.
And lets say that you were able to try them on before purchasing.... where would you do so? Would you unzip your pants in the middle of Shoppers Drug Mart and try them on for size/texture???
Weeeeeeeeeeeeirdo!
I’ve read that YOU are into three legged midgets and I am the weirdo? PLLLEEEEAAAAAAZZZEEEEE!
French letters???? Wtf? I've never heard it called that before.
And lets say that you were able to try them on before purchasing.... where would you do so? Would you unzip your pants in the middle of Shoppers Drug Mart and try them on for size/texture???
Thanks for the info, but last time i checked, i was missing the penis.
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The opinions expressed by this poster can be offensive and are mainly directed at Dogo. Delta gamma b i t c h-orama. Copyright 2008 All rights reserved.
AKA Love socks, The goalie, love glove, willie warmers, johnny bag, poshie, jimmie hatz, rubber johnnies, sheaths, dobbers, raincoats, french letters, nodding socks, gentleman's jerkins . . .
But there's so many different kinds! Which ones are best?
There are a lot of different kinds of condoms, but don't worry. Here's a list of the different types you can get :
Material - Most condoms are made from latex or polyurethane. The latex ones are a little stronger, so they give slightly better protection from STDs and pregnancy. A very small amount of people are allergic to latex, though, so they use polyurethane ones.
Size - Condoms come in lots of different sizes. You can get longer or shorter or wider or narrower ones. If a packet of condoms says 'large' or 'small', this is usually talking about the width of the condom, not the length. Be honest! A condom that is too big may come off, and a condom that's too small might break. Most condoms that you buy in shops and vending machines will be a standard size.
Lubricated - Some condoms are not lubricated at all, some have silicone-based lubricants, some have water-based lubricants. Some condoms are lubricated with a spermicide (see below).
Spermicidal - Some condoms have a spermicidal lubricant. This can help to reduce the likelihood of pregnancy. One of the most common spermicides, though, is something called nonoxynol-9. This is a chemical that some people are sensitive to, and if it's used regularly it can can cause irritation and increase the chance of HIV infection. Condoms lubricated with Nonoxynol 9 should not be used for anal sex.
Ribbed - These condoms have little ridges running around them. These can make sex more pleasurable for both partners, and if they're used correctly (see below) then they're just as safe as ordinary ones. Ribbed condoms are the answer for people who complain "But I can't feel anything if I use a condom. . . "
Coloured - The natural colour of latex is a creamy white, so lots of condoms have different colours - some of them even glow in the dark. Again, if they're used properly, they're fine.
Flavoured - Some sexually transmitted infections can be passed on by orally, so it's a good idea to use condoms for oral sex. Sometimes, people don't like the smell and taste of latex, so they use flavoured condoms. These can taste of anything from strawberry to curry! Flavoured condoms shouldn't be used for vaginal or anal sex, though, unless they have the kite mark sign in the UK and Europe, or are FDA approved in the USA.
Resevoir tipped - Most condoms have a reservoir tip to catch semen, some have a plain tip. If they have a reservoir tip, be sure to pinch the end when putting them on - if they have air inside them, they can break when you're having sex.
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
