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I am so happy my cats are easy going when it come to take a shower, no special gear needed nor tricks. They just become a bit noisy !

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Chale Tanga wrote:
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The video is 5 minutes long!!!

My "son" NEVER gives me 5 minutes to wash him!!!

More like 5 seconds!!!

Anyway, it's a two person job.

Por ejemplo (look at me, I espeak espanish), El Pibe and I wear pants, socks, long sleeved t-shirts, and gloves.

I get the bathtub ready with the hand held shower thingy and I have the soap ready while El Pibe grabs the "baby".

El Pibe places him in the tub.  Prior to this, Loquito is already tense, nails are out, and he's already pissed.

El Pibe rinses him, I soap him up, El Pibe rinses him.

El Pibe picks up the wet rat and places him in the towel where I vigourously rub him down.  Then I sit on the floor and El Pibe sits on the bath tub thingy. I blow dry the cat while he runs around and El Pibe uses the towel to block him from running behind the toilet; kind of like a matador.

Then he's fluffy, we open the door, and off he goes, plotting our deaths.

The end.

I lub it!

Sounds leggsactly like me when I was Jaggy.... cept for the part where he viciously claws at my back and tries to climb on top of my head while scratching my eyeballs on his way up.


This is why we wear pants, long sleeved shirts, and gloves.  We've been through that "accupuncture" before!!!

We're thinking of getting hockey masks.






Where are my pics woman??? 

I need my "gangsta" pic!!!!!



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Motown Junkie wrote:
The video is 5 minutes long!!!

My "son" NEVER gives me 5 minutes to wash him!!!

More like 5 seconds!!!

Anyway, it's a two person job.

Por ejemplo (look at me, I espeak espanish), El Pibe and I wear pants, socks, long sleeved t-shirts, and gloves.

I get the bathtub ready with the hand held shower thingy and I have the soap ready while El Pibe grabs the "baby".

El Pibe places him in the tub.  Prior to this, Loquito is already tense, nails are out, and he's already pissed.

El Pibe rinses him, I soap him up, El Pibe rinses him.

El Pibe picks up the wet rat and places him in the towel where I vigourously rub him down.  Then I sit on the floor and El Pibe sits on the bath tub thingy. I blow dry the cat while he runs around and El Pibe uses the towel to block him from running behind the toilet; kind of like a matador.

Then he's fluffy, we open the door, and off he goes, plotting our deaths.

The end.

I lub it!

Sounds leggsactly like me when I was Jaggy.... cept for the part where he viciously claws at my back and tries to climb on top of my head while scratching my eyeballs on his way up.



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Motown Junkie wrote:
The video is 5 minutes long!!!

My "son" NEVER gives me 5 minutes to wash him!!!

More like 5 seconds!!!

Anyway, it's a two person job.

Por ejemplo (look at me, I espeak espanish), El Pibe and I wear pants, socks, long sleeved t-shirts, and gloves.

I get the bathtub ready with the hand held shower thingy and I have the soap ready while El Pibe grabs the "baby".

El Pibe places him in the tub.  Prior to this, Loquito is already tense, nails are out, and he's already pissed.

El Pibe rinses him, I soap him up, El Pibe rinses him.

El Pibe picks up the wet rat and places him in the towel where I vigourously rub him down.  Then I sit on the floor and El Pibe sits on the bath tub thingy. I blow dry the cat while he runs around and El Pibe uses the towel to block him from running behind the toilet; kind of like a matador.

Then he's fluffy, we open the door, and off he goes, plotting our deaths.

The end.

NIIIIICE... i loves it.  I can't wait to hear how you both will handle a wiggling, crying baby! 



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Pajaro_Loco wrote:
Motown Junkie wrote:
The video is 5 minutes long!!!

My "son" NEVER gives me 5 minutes to wash him!!!

More like 5 seconds!!!

Anyway, it's a two person job.

Por ejemplo (look at me, I espeak espanish), El Pibe and I wear pants, socks, long sleeved t-shirts, and gloves.

I get the bathtub ready with the hand held shower thingy and I have the soap ready while El Pibe grabs the "baby".

El Pibe places him in the tub.  Prior to this, Loquito is already tense, nails are out, and he's already pissed.

El Pibe rinses him, I soap him up, El Pibe rinses him.

El Pibe picks up the wet rat and places him in the towel where I vigourously rub him down.  Then I sit on the floor and El Pibe sits on the bath tub thingy. I blow dry the cat while he runs around and El Pibe uses the towel to block him from running behind the toilet; kind of like a matador.

Then he's fluffy, we open the door, and off he goes, plotting our deaths.

The end.



La explicacion esta muy larga para leerala… te sugiero mas bien graves un videito por ahi como ustedes lavan su gato y lo ponene online… eso seria mas divertido!

It's not THAT long!!!!

Just read it!!! 

That's the problem!!  You kids like videos!!!  Read damn it, read!!!! 



*What was the catch phrase from "Reading Rainbow"?* 



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Motown Junkie wrote:

The video is 5 minutes long!!!

My "son" NEVER gives me 5 minutes to wash him!!!

More like 5 seconds!!!

Anyway, it's a two person job.

Por ejemplo (look at me, I espeak espanish), El Pibe and I wear pants, socks, long sleeved t-shirts, and gloves.

I get the bathtub ready with the hand held shower thingy and I have the soap ready while El Pibe grabs the "baby".

El Pibe places him in the tub.  Prior to this, Loquito is already tense, nails are out, and he's already pissed.

El Pibe rinses him, I soap him up, El Pibe rinses him.

El Pibe picks up the wet rat and places him in the towel where I vigourously rub him down.  Then I sit on the floor and El Pibe sits on the bath tub thingy. I blow dry the cat while he runs around and El Pibe uses the towel to block him from running behind the toilet; kind of like a matador.

Then he's fluffy, we open the door, and off he goes, plotting our deaths.

The end.



 



La explicacion esta muy larga para leerala… te sugiero mas bien graves un videito por ahi como ustedes lavan su gato y lo ponene online… eso seria mas divertido!

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The video is 5 minutes long!!!

My "son" NEVER gives me 5 minutes to wash him!!!

More like 5 seconds!!!

Anyway, it's a two person job.

Por ejemplo (look at me, I espeak espanish), El Pibe and I wear pants, socks, long sleeved t-shirts, and gloves.

I get the bathtub ready with the hand held shower thingy and I have the soap ready while El Pibe grabs the "baby".

El Pibe places him in the tub.  Prior to this, Loquito is already tense, nails are out, and he's already pissed.

El Pibe rinses him, I soap him up, El Pibe rinses him.

El Pibe picks up the wet rat and places him in the towel where I vigourously rub him down.  Then I sit on the floor and El Pibe sits on the bath tub thingy. I blow dry the cat while he runs around and El Pibe uses the towel to block him from running behind the toilet; kind of like a matador.

Then he's fluffy, we open the door, and off he goes, plotting our deaths.

The end.

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Perhaps if you put a catchy title, like "how I wash muh pussy" or something like that, ppl would post...



just a little foro tip...



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg

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