Canadians in Hell .
>>
>>       Two guys from Sudbury die and wake up in hell.
>>       The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees
them
>>dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the
fire.
>>
>>
>>       The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot
enough for
>>you?"
>>
>>
>>       The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the
land of
>>snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a
little
>>bit, eh."
>>
>>
>>       The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and
turns
>>up the heat.
>>
>>
>>       The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still
>> dressed
>
>>in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's
awfully
>>hot
>
>>down here, can't you guys feel it?"
>>
>>
>>       Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday,
we're
>>from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy
for a
>>chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
>>
>>
>>       This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to
fix these
>>two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people
are
>>wailing and screaming everywhere.
>>
>>
>>       He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds
them
>> in
>
>>light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The
>>devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and
you two
>>seem to be enjoying yourselves."
>>
>>
>>       The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too
much warm
>>weather up there in Sudbury so we've just got to have a
cook-out
>>when
>
>>the weather's THIS nice."
>>
>>
>>       The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.
>> Finally
>
>>he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because
they have
>>been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat
off in
>>hell.
>>
>>
>>       The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are
>> hanging
>
>>everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do
>>anything
>
>>but wail, moan, and gnash their teeth.
>>
>>
>>       The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two
Canadians. He
>>gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and
mittens. NOW
>>they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like
mad
>>men!!!
>>
>>
>>       The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn
up the
>>heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy.
What is
>>wrong with you two???"
>>
>>
>>       The two Canadians look at the devil in surprise, "Well,
don't
>> you
>>know? If hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the
Stanley
>>Cup!!!"