1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. For sure, this does not apply to Mr. Daeveed.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. are you kidding me?!
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. shhhyeah!
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. i wish! make it 5:00 am!
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. Wrong!
6. You watch the Weather Channel. to see if there is good reason to stay home!
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up." Wrong!
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. i have 16! in your face!
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." if its friday, that's what i wear.
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. nah, i just want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Seriously! what's the deal!? it's disturbs my vingin thoughts!
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. i hate that place.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. not yet
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. no pets allowed
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. and neck :sad:
16. You take naps. i wish!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. i love these kinds of dates! i'm a simple girl, i don't need much.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms & pregnancy tests. pfft! i have needs too! isn't this the next step after the dinner and movie?
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****." really?! $4.00?!! those are good xmas gifts!
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. sometimes
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." what's the rush?
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. pffft! HA! ok, if you say so scientifically wrong study list.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. it makes sense to me.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?" wrong
Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.
So it seems, i'm not yet 100% grown up...pheww!!! that's a relief!
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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Plant ? which plants !!!!
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. Whatever !!!!! ehhh i mean where ever
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. Have you seen my fridge............I still have booze from my b-day in it the cake is gone though
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. Depends of the day !
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. Never !!!
6. You watch the Weather Channel. Don’t have cable
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up." Same thing different wording, pfffft !
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Damn right
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." Depends who you’re asking
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. Nope, the Russian did and the kid was me !!!!!
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. Since when did they used “pincitas” ?!?!?!
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Never been interested either. Ask LB for that one
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. Riding the Rocket
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. Nope, but Diamonds yes !
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. That’s why you have to try them before you buy them !
16. You take naps. I whish !
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. En que planeta !
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. Look at me !!!Bring it on !!!!
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms & pregnancy tests. Pregnancy test…for what ??? the rest………..mandatory in the home pharmacy
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****." Since when **** tasted pretty good ?
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. Noooooo, I love eating so I’ll do it as many time as possible
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." B . S
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. NO !
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Isn’t it what YOUNG pple do ?
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?" no way Jose, first I’ll give them the look, then the talk, maybe the “magic finger”, lol, and then , only then…maybe, I’ll congratulate them !
Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. He said he’s not but he truly feel sorry for your and whish you the best ! The A$$
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the cake is gone though
Oh man, this was the wrong thread to open today!!! 
