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Little April usually slept through class. One day the teacher called on her
while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind
her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April
fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour,"

But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April
fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with
the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted,

"IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF
AND STICK IT UP YOUR ..ASS!"

The Teacher fainted !!!!