Thanks so much to my foro family for coming out to my birthday. I had a blast and this is a birthday I will never forget. I was a little bit sad thinking that majority of u werent gonna show, but u guys really know how to surprise someone. Im not sure if the forodictos are really good liars or jus...
I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SINCE OUR FIRST FORO PARTY.....@ TORTILLA FLATS
BUT THEN WE HAD BOWLING......AND LAST SATURDAY WE HAD LULA......
SO HERE IS WHAT I WAS THINKING FOR THE FORO PARTY #4
EVER HEARD OF SPEED DATING??
IN ORDER FOR EVERYONE TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WE SHOUL...
I remember this one time when I was in College, I was talking to one of my friends and next thing you know this Jamaican girl that he knew walks up to us. He had made a comment on my shirt and says to her doesn't she look good in that shirt (don't ask why he would even say that to her)............b...
Hey guy’s has this ever happened to you, Have you ever called out the wrong persons name during sex and if yes what happened afterward?
You guys know I don’t drink but a wild back I did have a few drinks and I called this girl another name and she went on by saying that’s not my name but don’t worry...
Hey did anybody watch the The Amazing Race 8 last night, is 1 of my favorites reality shows.
Who's your favorite Team??
What do u think about the family format??
Do u think is right 2 have kids in that show?? I ask this cause is very hard and demanding 4 adults[b/][/b...
Last night I was driving home and noticed a house that was throwing fireworks. Ok...no biggie....then as I was driving....more and more houses were throwing fireworks......
Is there some Holiday that I don't know about?!?!?
In all seriousness.....Was there some sort of religio...
De los placeres sin pecar,
el más dulce es el cagar,
con un periódico extendido
y un cigarrillo encendido,
queda el culo complacido
y la **** en su lugar.
Cagar es un placer,
de cagar nadie se escapa,
caga el rey,caga el papa,
caga el buey, caga la vaca,
y hasta la señorita...
Hola, que ondas, aqui solo ando recordando a todos los mexicanos que el IFE aprobo una resolucion hace meses para que todos los ciudadanos de nacionalidad mexicana que se encuentran en el extranjero puedan emitir su voto en las elecciones del 2006.
Es importante que participen y se regis...
BIG Thanks to El Rep for his hospitality.
Congratz to Colombiana one more time!
What were your highlights of the night?!?!?!?
- Mine were getting smacked by some girl
- Watching some dude puke in the corner
- And watching QueChula dance!
Yours?
Hola amigos !!! acabo de registrarme a este foro y bueno, primero mis felicitaciones a toda la gente latina que esta por alli buscando nuevas oportunidades. a mi me interesa mucho estudiar en un instituto de Ontario, unos amigos me dijeron que en Quebes uno puede pedir ciudadania y queria saber...
OK, MY NIGGUH HERE WANTS SUGGESTIONS FOR RESTAURANTS HE CAN TAKE HIS MISS FOR A ROMANTIC DINNER.
SO HOOK MY NIGGAH UP PEOPLES.....
MARLOWES (COLLEGE & BATHURST, 2 BLOCKS WEST OF BATHURST)
CAMMARAS ( DUFFERIN & LAWRENCE, BLOCK SOUTH OF LAWRENCE)
SALTO ( I DUNNO, A...
Trece lineas para vivir(Gabriel Garcia Marquez)1.- Te quiero, no por quien eres, sino por quien soy cuando estoy contigo.2.- Ninguna persona merece tus lagrimas , y quien se las merezca no te hara llorar.3.- Solo por que alguien no te ame como tu quiere...
Hola, que ondas, aqui solo ando recordando a todos los mexicanos que el IFE aprobo una resolucion hace meses para que todos los ciudadanos de nacionalidad mexicana que se encuentran en el extranjero puedan emitir su voto en las elecciones del 2006.
Es importante que participen y se registren, ya q...
HOMENAJE A JOSE JOSE
TONIGHT ON UNIVISION
Is anyone gonna tape it??
Many singers/celebrities will be there hosting this showcase....
My mom is a huge fan and I don't have satelite......can someone pls record it for me....
TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 87, WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL PARK BENCH SEAT ONE MORNING. THE 87 YEAR OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH.THE 80 YEAR OLD WAS AMAZED HIS FRIENDS STAMINA AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.THE 87 YEAR OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITALIAN...
I had lunch @ the foodcourt in MCOsissy work building today......................... nice food court! So whoever works downtown........lunch is on him. PM him with you available days and lunch hour. We will set something up. I think he might prefer, toonie tuesdays @ Kentucky!!!
It is with great pleasure that I introduce to you the latest addition to our little Foro Familia.
LUNA CHIQUITITA Welcome girl! Hope u enjoy your stay and that u dont get scared away... PS. GET BACK TO WORK!
WELL FAMILLIA OF EL FORO!! YES EVERYONE!
I JUST GOT NEWS THAT THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER IS A BUSY ONE!!! SO IM PLANNING A BACHLORETTE PARTY!!! YES PPL ONE OF OUR FOROETTES IS TYING THE KNOT!!!
CONGRATS TO LILCHINTA WHO WILL BE A BLUSHING BRIDE!!! SO LADIES NOVEMBER 4 OR 5 I AM PLANN...
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not m...
LETTING U GUYS KNOW ABOUT A BIRTHDAY OF ONE OF OUR FORO MEMBERS OCTOBER 28 ........LITTLE COLOMBIANA 4 LIFE
I JUST WANT TO SAY IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART ...............HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFULL DAY .............HOY, MAÑANA Y SIEMPRE ............POOK...
AMISTAD Es la unión de almas entre personas virtuosas Porque los malos solo tienen cómplices Los interesados, socios Los voluptuosos, compañeros de vicios Los políticos, partidarios y Los príncipes, cortesanos. Sólo los hombres honrados tiene...
I remember in high school I used to stop these friends from fighting all the time until I just got sick and tired of it and let them bust the ish out of each other. The point I am trying to make is
who agrees with me all the beefs and people talking crap here should rip each other ish off so that everyone can fi...
I would like to say thank you to all the guys that participated in the dj competition you made it really tough for the judges. you are all worthy to spin in any club in Toronto but there can only be one 3rd place second place and 1st place winners. All you guys that participated will get a chance to spin guest...
Hey Everyone...I just wanted to share this...sorry for making my first post such a loooong one...but its worth the read. Enjoy!Mara
Honestly, this sums it up.
Somewhere between the procrastination and the homework and the incessant forewords and the new friendships and the...
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.
This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, w...
Un matrimonio de gays decidió que querían tener un hijo.
Contrataron a una mujer para que les engendre la criatura.
Unieron sus espermas, los mezclaron bien y la mujer fue artificialmente
inseminada.A los nueve meses los llamaron del Hospital para decirles
que acababa de nacer un varonci...
Go to www.torontogasprices.com to check the lowest rates in Ontario...TIPS:1 Avoid High Speeds As your speed increases, your aerodynamic drag increases in an exponential fashion. Driving 62 mph (100 km/h) vs 75 mph (120 km/h) will reduce fuel consumption by about 15%.
2 Do Not Accelerate o...
Un hombre entra a un banco y le dice a la cajera: - Quiero abrir una cagada de cuenta en este banco de ****. - Por favor señor - dice la cajera - está prohibido hablar de esa manera aquí. - ¿Por qué coño no puedo? - pregunta él. - Señor, le suplico deje de decir vulgaridades -responde ella. - Me sabe a **** lo que...
Hello Friends;
Caché would like to invite you to the preview of their 2nd production on Tuesday November 1st at Lula Lounge.
Our show starts at 9:30 p.m. Cover is $5.00
Invite all your friends and family. We need all the support we can get, especially that of our fellow musicians.
Loo...
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: *I do physical labor. *I work at great depths. *I plunge head first into everything I do. *I do not get weekends or public holidays off. *I work in a damp environment. *I work in a dark workplace that has...
I would like to say thank you to all the guys that participated in the dj competition you made it really tough for the judges. you are all worthy to spin in any club in Toronto but there can only be one 3rd place second place and 1st place winners. All you guys that participated will get a chance to spin guest...
I forgot and would like to mention probably one of the better highlights of Sat night, appearently I made no mention of it and "people" are getting touchy about it, LOL!!
So... I'd have to say that the better highlight of that night would be touching GENIES leg (I hope it didn't come out in the pix, lol!...
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In all seriousness.....Was there some sort of religio...
get ready cause it gets a little crazy here lol
enjoy
- Watching some dude puke in the corner 
- And watching QueChula dance! 
. a mi me interesa mucho estudiar en un instituto de Ontario, unos amigos me dijeron que en Quebes uno puede pedir ciudadania y queria saber...
If you were to die tomorrow at 3:00pm, what is the one thing you would regret not having done?
ME ---> Visiting Nicaragua and skydiving 
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